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Always Sorry by Clint Adams
Do you find yourself
always saying you are sorry for doing stuff? Do you always end up being
made feel guilty for things you didn't do? Stop saying you are sorry! Grow
some balls and be a man. Here are some things you should never apologize
for. Not shaving. If you want to grow a beard and she doesn't like it...
Too bad. Tell her to get over it. Not tipping a bad waiter. There is no
reason why you should pay someone who done a lousy job. If she insists,
then she probably is trying to keep up her public image. Run like hell
from her. Working too late. Well, if she wants to have things nice, someone
has to work for it. If she doesn't like it, tell her to get a job
Looking at other
women. Try to avoid this if you can. If you get caught lie about it.
Not thinking someone's baby is cute. I don't understand why some
women don't understand this. Not all babies are cute. Chances
are they are only cute when they are sleeping. Checking the bar tab twice.
Don't say your sorry for this. She thinks you are a cheapskate, while
you are just too drunk to remember how much it was.
Not checking in with
her. Oh, this one will piss her off. She thinks you have all the
time in the world to call her all day long. If you can't call her,
don't tell you are sorry that you couldn't call. Instead, tell why
you couldn't call. Punching someone who said something bad about your girl.
If you are stupid enough to do this, she should be apologizing to you for
being with such a fool. Being rude to one of her friends. Well,
this is a not being clever, If they are an asshole, chances are you
will be rude to them.
Not calling.
See checking in with her. Leaving the toilet seat up. Is she so damn
lazy that she can't put it down? How many times have you went to
go take a leak in the middle of the night and forgot to put the toilet
seat down? Having a wandering eye. Unless you make it too obvious,
this won't be a problem. If she catches you, just lie about it.
Achieving an orgasm
too fast. Don't apologize for this. There are many reasons why
this might happen. Tell her that she was looking extra beautiful
today and you couldn't hold back. Not knowing when to say you are sorry.
Look, we all fuck up. It is life. We need to know when to fess
up so that we can go on with life. If you have fucked up, go out
and buy her something nice. That is a great way to say you are sorry.
Not knowing anything about women. This one will get you every time.
Of course we don't know anything about women. The only thing we know
is what cup size she is.
Grow some balls and stop taking the
heat for everything. If you find yourself taking blame for things
like what is stated above, it is time to be a man. Stop being a pussy
and take charge.
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